= Eat Seatbelts =

Memory is tricky.  I remember almost nothing about the 1963 television show [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fractured_Flickers | Fractured Flickers]], beyond one closing remark by the show's host [[ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Conried | Hans Conried ]]:

== Seatbelts can save your life.  Eat one every day. ==

Well, that's not what he actually said.  I purchased the 3 DVD set (26 episodes, 676 minutes of video, from VCI Entertainment and MVD Visual in 2017), and fast-forwarded through it for the Conried remarks.  I found this quote at the end of episode 4 (22 August 1963), at 1 hour 40 minutes 50 seconds on the first DVD:

=== Remember, automobile safety belts may help you to live longer.  Try to eat one every day. ===

Not nearly as concise or memorable, which is probably why I did not remember it that way, 55 years later.