Presto

How I Made Over 100 Pounds Disappear and Other Magical Tales

Jillette, Penn Bvtn 921 JILLETTE, PENN 2016

• 330 lbs, systolic 200

• Ray Cronise CrayRay

• 2 weeks of potatos and water, slowly reintroducing other foods
  • Ray Crow NICE
• xvi making dangerous-looking events safe is my job.

• 003 2014 Director's Cut movie in 2014, still no distribution (2017/02)

• 004 2012 Celebrity Apprentice, said DT's hair looks like cotton candy made out of piss

  • DT at very best the worst person who ever lived
  • PJ lost because he was rude, lost $250K for Opportunity Village, but others on show wrote personal checks
  • Vanilla/Chocolate Magic Swirtle
• 012 90% blockage of heart widowmaker, stent, bp still 220
• 016 6'7" 322lb (BMI 36.3) Lose 70lb or stomach sleeve in 6 months, off meds at 230lb
• 021 life-or-death imperative to go crazy.
• 022 down to 304 in five weeks
• 025 Weds November 26 2014 Crayray 27 flights of stairs per Oreo
• 028 We keep storing fat for a winter that never comes
• 039 Michael Goudeau - magic and Adult tricycles
• 055 But if the paleo diet is really that good for you, how come the Flintstones need multivitamins?
• 055 three of clubs is their force card

• 060 just not eat butter and stay away from Chomulungma (?? Nepali for Mt. Everest, restaurant in Australia ?? )

• 066 S A D Standard American Diet ... potato diet, any kind, with skins and water, pepper OK but no salt

• 068 ... watching Black Mirror (TV show) ... Norman Mailer's The Executioner's Song (1979 Gary Gilmore)

• 069 Bacon MovieNight

• 071 P&T script is about a hundred pages of dialog, parts of show are flowcharted. Red Ball, Silverfish tricks. Lightheaded.

• 074 Contrast showers on day six, 10 seconds warm shower, 20 seconds cold, 10 reps, then cold as long as tolerable
• 077 Tim Minchin . . . Ryan Bell . . . Garfinkle and Oates
• 080 "L.A. Troops" Richie Nathanson, Dino Cameron, Andy Lerner (writers)