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| [[Directions]] | I will be 2 billion seconds old on ~+'''Friday January 20'''+~. You are invited to observe! . [[ Directions | 4180 S.W. 99th, "Beaverton" OR ]] ''Please do not bring presents.'' '''Bring a box with food and drink in it'''. We will probably have separate areas for low-carb vegetarian food (which I eat) and another for disassembled animals (which normal people eat). Take home box(es) with empty dishes and swag; I'm downsizing, and will have extra computer and electronics detritus, magazines, books, videos, tapes, etc. that either you get or surplus/goodwill/landfill gets. We will raffle my cub scout uniform, which I wore when I was 250 megaseconds old. === Timeline === Friday January 20, at 10:17:53 AM Pacific Standard Time is 2 billion seconds after my birth certificate claims I was born. I cannot confirm this, I did not have an accurate watch at that time. || keithl-seconds || Clock time || event || notes || || 0 000 000 000 || 0745.00 PDT 1953/09/05 || <:( Saw my first doctor, cried ||[[ https://www2.gwu.edu/~erpapers/myday/displaydoc.cfm?_y=1953&_f=md002639 | Eleanor Roosevelt was not informed ]] || || x xxx xxx xxx || || 1 999 890 827 || 1200am 00s FJT 2017/01/20 || It's Friday in Fiji || || 1 999 962 827 || 1200am 00s PST 2017/01/20 || It's Friday in Beaverton || || 1 999 984 427 || .600am 00s PST 2017/01/20 || |-) Sleeping, come back later || || 1 999 995 327 || 1200pm 00s EST 2017/01/20 || :-( Please, I don't want to talk about it || || 1 999 995 387 || 1201pm 00s EST 2017/01/20 || X-( Really, I mean it. DON'T, or I'll use more smileys || || 1 999 998 927 || 1000am 00s PST 2017/01/20 || You are welcome to arrive early to help set up || || 2 000 000 000 || 1017am 53s PST 2017/01/20 || We will probably forget to look at clock || || 2 000 002 000 || 1051am 13s PST 2017/01/20 || One ppm older, and still fit as a fiddle || ''how fit is a fiddle?'' || || 2 000 013 327 || '''~+200pm+~''' 00s PST 2017/01/20 || '''~+Official start time for slackers+~''' || || 2 000 027 727 || .600pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Official start time for '''normal people''' || || 2 000 031 327 || .700pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Raffle of cub scout uniform || || 2 000 034 927 || .800pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Raffle of host's clothing (hostess has only ticket) || || 2 000 042 127 || '''~+1000pm+~''' 00s PST 2017/01/20 || '''~+Leave or wash dishes+~''' || || 2 000 044 527 || 1200am 00s PST 2017/01/21 || You are sleeping at home, not here, go away || === Space and Time Coordinates === . [[Directions]] to 4180 sw 99th Beaverton (actually West Slope ) . [[ Gigasecond | Computing 2 gigaseconds]] |
2 Gigasecond Party
I will be 2 billion seconds old on Friday January 20. You are invited to observe!
Please do not bring presents. Bring a box with food and drink in it. We will probably have separate areas for low-carb vegetarian food (which I eat) and another for disassembled animals (which normal people eat).
Take home box(es) with empty dishes and swag; I'm downsizing, and will have extra computer and electronics detritus, magazines, books, videos, tapes, etc. that either you get or surplus/goodwill/landfill gets. We will raffle my cub scout uniform, which I wore when I was 250 megaseconds old.
Timeline
Friday January 20, at 10:17:53 AM Pacific Standard Time is 2 billion seconds after my birth certificate claims I was born. I cannot confirm this, I did not have an accurate watch at that time.
keithl-seconds |
Clock time |
event |
notes |
0 000 000 000 |
0745.00 PDT 1953/09/05 |
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x xxx xxx xxx |
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1 999 890 827 |
1200am 00s FJT 2017/01/20 |
It's Friday in Fiji |
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1 999 962 827 |
1200am 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
It's Friday in Beaverton |
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1 999 984 427 |
.600am 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
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1 999 995 327 |
1200pm 00s EST 2017/01/20 |
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1 999 995 387 |
1201pm 00s EST 2017/01/20 |
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1 999 998 927 |
1000am 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
You are welcome to arrive early to help set up |
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2 000 000 000 |
1017am 53s PST 2017/01/20 |
We will probably forget to look at clock |
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2 000 002 000 |
1051am 13s PST 2017/01/20 |
One ppm older, and still fit as a fiddle |
how fit is a fiddle? |
2 000 013 327 |
200pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Official start time for slackers |
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2 000 027 727 |
.600pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Official start time for normal people |
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2 000 031 327 |
.700pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Raffle of cub scout uniform |
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2 000 034 927 |
.800pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Raffle of host's clothing (hostess has only ticket) |
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2 000 042 127 |
1000pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Leave or wash dishes |
|
2 000 044 527 |
1200am 00s PST 2017/01/21 |
You are sleeping at home, not here, go away |
Saw my first doctor, cried 
Sleeping, come back later 
Please, I don't want to talk about it 
Really, I mean it. DON'T, or I'll use more smileys
Space and Time Coordinates
Directions to 4180 sw 99th Beaverton (actually West Slope )