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Friday January 20, at 10:17:53 AM Pacific Standard Time is 2 billion seconds after my birth certificate claims I was born. I cannot confirm this, I did not have an accurate watch at that time.

I will be 2 billion seconds old Real Soon Now. You are invited to observe!
I will be 2 billion seconds old on ~+'''Friday January 20'''+~. You are invited to observe after 2pm!
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Please do not bring presents.  Bring a box with food and drink in it. We will probably have separate areas for low-carb vegetarian food (which I eat) and disassembled animals (which normal people eat). ''Please do not bring presents.'' '''Bring a box with food and drink in it'''. We will probably have separate areas for low-carb vegetarian food (which I eat) and another for disassembled animals (which normal people eat).
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Take home a box with empty dishes and swag; I'm downsizing, and will have extra computer and electronics detritus, magazines, books, videos, tapes, etc. that either you get or surplus/goodwill/landfill gets. We will raffle my cub scout uniform, which I wore when I was 250 megaseconds old. Take home box(es) with empty dishes and swag; I'm downsizing, and will have extra computer and electronics detritus, magazines, books, videos, tapes, etc. that either you get or surplus/goodwill/landfill gets. We will raffle my cub scout uniform, which I wore when I was 250 megaseconds old.
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Friday January 20, at 10:17:53 AM Pacific Standard Time is 2 billion (2.000e+09) seconds after my birth certificate claims I was born. I cannot confirm this, I did not have an accurate watch at that time.
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|| 0 000 000 000 || 0745.00 PDT 1953/09/05 || <:( Saw my first doctor, cried ||[[ https://www2.gwu.edu/~erpapers/myday/displaydoc.cfm?_y=1953&_f=md002639 | Eleanor Roosevelt was not informed ]] ||
|| x xxx xxx xxx ||
|| 1 999 984 427 || .600am 00s PST 2017/01/20 || |-) Sleeping, come back later ||
|| -4.35e17 || _800am 00s PST ????/10/22 || beginning of Universe (Saturday in late fall) || some disagree about year ||
|| -647 127 900 || 1200pm 00s EST 1933/03/04 || Eleanor Roosevelt becomes first lady || [[ CathyLofstrom | my mother ]] did not [[VoteMCJ | vote ]] for her husband ||
|| 0 000 000 000 || _745am 00s PDT 1953/09/05 || <:( Saw my first doctor, cried ||[[ https://www2.gwu.edu/~erpapers/myday/displaydoc.cfm?_y=1953&_f=md002639 | Eleanor Roosevelt was not informed ]] ||
|| 1 000 000 000 || 1131am 28s EST 1985/05/14 || [[ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOVE | Philadelphia city block in cinders after police bomb]] || 11 dead, hundreds homeless, no party ||
|| 1 999 890 827 || 1200am 00s FJT 2017/01/20 || Friday in Fiji ||
|| 1 999 962 827 || 1200am 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Friday in Beaverton, finish this wiki page || older page revisions [[ http://wiki.keithl.com/2Gs?action=info | here ]] ||
|| 1 999 984 427 || _600am 00s PST 2017/01/20 || |-) Sleeping, come back later ||
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|| 1 999 998 927 || 1000am 00s PST 2017/01/20 || You are welcome to arrive early to help set up  || || 1 999 998 927 || 1000am 00s PST 2017/01/20 || You are welcome to arrive early and help set up ||
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|| 2 000 013 327 || '''~+200pm+~''' 00s PST 2017/01/2000 || '''~+Official start time for slackers+~''' ||
|| 2 000 027 727 || .600pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Official start time for '''normal people''' ||
|| 2 000 031 327 || .700pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Raffle of cub scout uniform ||
|| 2 000 038 527 || .900pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Raffle of host's clothing (hostess has only ticket) ||
|| 2 000 042 127 || 1000pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Last chance to leave before dishwashing begins ||
|| 2 000 044 527 || 1200am 00s PST 2017/01/21 || You are sleeping at home, not here                  ||
|| 2 000 013 327 || '''~+200pm+~''' 00s PST 2017/01/20 || '''~+Official start time for slackers+~''' ||
|| 2 000 027 727 || _600pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Official start time for '''normal people''' ||
|| 2 000 031 327 || _700pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Raffle of cub scout uniform ||
|| 2 000 034 927 || _800pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Raffle of host's clothing (hostess has only ticket) ||
|| 2 000 042 127 ||  '''~+1000pm+~''' 00s PST 2017/01/20 || '''~+Leave or wash dishes+~''' ||
|| 2 000 044 527 || 1200am 00s PST 2017/01/21 || You are sleeping at home, not here, go away ||
|| 3 000 000 000 || 1203pm ??s PDT 2048/09/28 || 3 Gs party, mark your calendar! ||

2 Gigasecond Party

I will be 2 billion seconds old on Friday January 20. You are invited to observe after 2pm!

Please do not bring presents. Bring a box with food and drink in it. We will probably have separate areas for low-carb vegetarian food (which I eat) and another for disassembled animals (which normal people eat).

Take home box(es) with empty dishes and swag; I'm downsizing, and will have extra computer and electronics detritus, magazines, books, videos, tapes, etc. that either you get or surplus/goodwill/landfill gets. We will raffle my cub scout uniform, which I wore when I was 250 megaseconds old.

Timeline

Friday January 20, at 10:17:53 AM Pacific Standard Time is 2 billion (2.000e+09) seconds after my birth certificate claims I was born. I cannot confirm this, I did not have an accurate watch at that time.

keithl-seconds

Clock time

event

notes

-4.35e17

_800am 00s PST ????/10/22

beginning of Universe (Saturday in late fall)

some disagree about year

-647 127 900

1200pm 00s EST 1933/03/04

Eleanor Roosevelt becomes first lady

my mother did not vote for her husband

0 000 000 000

_745am 00s PDT 1953/09/05

<:( Saw my first doctor, cried

Eleanor Roosevelt was not informed

1 000 000 000

1131am 28s EST 1985/05/14

Philadelphia city block in cinders after police bomb

11 dead, hundreds homeless, no party

1 999 890 827

1200am 00s FJT 2017/01/20

Friday in Fiji

1 999 962 827

1200am 00s PST 2017/01/20

Friday in Beaverton, finish this wiki page

older page revisions here

1 999 984 427

_600am 00s PST 2017/01/20

|-) Sleeping, come back later

1 999 995 327

1200pm 00s EST 2017/01/20

:-( Please, I don't want to talk about it

1 999 995 387

1201pm 00s EST 2017/01/20

X-( Really, I mean it. DON'T, or I'll use more smileys

1 999 998 927

1000am 00s PST 2017/01/20

You are welcome to arrive early and help set up

2 000 000 000

1017am 53s PST 2017/01/20

We will probably forget to look at clock

2 000 002 000

1051am 13s PST 2017/01/20

One ppm older, and still fit as a fiddle

how fit is a fiddle?

2 000 013 327

200pm 00s PST 2017/01/20

Official start time for slackers

2 000 027 727

_600pm 00s PST 2017/01/20

Official start time for normal people

2 000 031 327

_700pm 00s PST 2017/01/20

Raffle of cub scout uniform

2 000 034 927

_800pm 00s PST 2017/01/20

Raffle of host's clothing (hostess has only ticket)

2 000 042 127

1000pm 00s PST 2017/01/20

Leave or wash dishes

2 000 044 527

1200am 00s PST 2017/01/21

You are sleeping at home, not here, go away

3 000 000 000

1203pm ??s PDT 2048/09/28

3 Gs party, mark your calendar!

Space and Time Coordinates

2Gs (last edited 2017-01-19 19:41:32 by KeithLofstrom)