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| Friday January 20, at 10:17:53 AM Pacific Standard Time is 2 billion seconds after my birth certificate claims I was born. I cannot confirm this, I did not have an accurate watch at that time. |
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| . [[ Directions | 4180 S.W. 99th, "Beaverton" OR ]] | |
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| Please do not bring presents. Bring a box with food and drink in it. We will probably have separate areas for low-carb vegetarian food (which I eat) and disassembled animals (which normal people eat). | |
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| Take home a box with empty dishes and swag; I'm downsizing, and will have extra computer and electronics detritus, magazines, books, videos, tapes, etc. that either you get or surplus/goodwill/landfill gets. We will raffle my cub scout uniform, which I wore when I was 250 megaseconds old. | |
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| || keithl-seconds || Clock time || event || notes || || 0 000 000 000 || 0745.00 PDT 1953/09/05 || Saw my first doctor, cried ||[[ https://www2.gwu.edu/~erpapers/myday/displaydoc.cfm?_y=1953&_f=md002639 | Eleanor Roosevelt was not informed ]] || || x xxx xxx xxx || || 1 999 984 427 || .600am 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Sleeping, come back later || || 1 999 998 927 || 1000am 00s PST 2017/01/20 || You are welcome to arrive very early to help set up || || 2 000 000 000 || 1017am 53s PST 2017/01/20 || We will probably forget to look at clock || || 2 000 013 327 || .200pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Official start time for slackers || || 2 000 027 727 || .600pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Official start time for wage slaves || || 2 000 031 327 || .700pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Raffle of cub scout uniform || || 2 000 038 527 || .900pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Raffle of host's clothing (hostess has only ticket) || || 2 000 042 127 || 1000pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 || Last chance to leave before dishwashing begins || || 2 000 044 527 || 1200am 00s PST 2017/01/21 || You are sleeping at home, not here || |
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| Friday January 20, at 10:17 AM Pacific Standard Time is 2 billion seconds (plus or minus a minute or so) after September 5, 1953 at 745 AM, which is when my birth certificate claims I was born. I cannot confirm this, I was not watching the clock at the time. | === Space and Time Coordinates === |
2 Gigasecond Party
Friday January 20, at 10:17:53 AM Pacific Standard Time is 2 billion seconds after my birth certificate claims I was born. I cannot confirm this, I did not have an accurate watch at that time.
I will be 2 billion seconds old Real Soon Now. You are invited to observe!
Please do not bring presents. Bring a box with food and drink in it. We will probably have separate areas for low-carb vegetarian food (which I eat) and disassembled animals (which normal people eat).
Take home a box with empty dishes and swag; I'm downsizing, and will have extra computer and electronics detritus, magazines, books, videos, tapes, etc. that either you get or surplus/goodwill/landfill gets. We will raffle my cub scout uniform, which I wore when I was 250 megaseconds old.
Timeline
keithl-seconds |
Clock time |
event |
notes |
0 000 000 000 |
0745.00 PDT 1953/09/05 |
Saw my first doctor, cried |
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x xxx xxx xxx |
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1 999 984 427 |
.600am 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Sleeping, come back later |
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1 999 998 927 |
1000am 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
You are welcome to arrive very early to help set up |
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2 000 000 000 |
1017am 53s PST 2017/01/20 |
We will probably forget to look at clock |
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2 000 013 327 |
.200pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Official start time for slackers |
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2 000 027 727 |
.600pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Official start time for wage slaves |
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2 000 031 327 |
.700pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Raffle of cub scout uniform |
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2 000 038 527 |
.900pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Raffle of host's clothing (hostess has only ticket) |
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2 000 042 127 |
1000pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Last chance to leave before dishwashing begins |
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2 000 044 527 |
1200am 00s PST 2017/01/21 |
You are sleeping at home, not here |
Space and Time Coordinates
Directions to 4180 sw 99th Beaverton (actually West Slope )