2 Gigasecond Party

Friday January 20, at 10:17:53 AM Pacific Standard Time is 2 billion seconds after my birth certificate claims I was born. I cannot confirm this, I did not have an accurate watch at that time.

I will be 2 billion seconds old Real Soon Now. You are invited to observe!

Please do not bring presents. Bring a box with food and drink in it. We will probably have separate areas for low-carb vegetarian food (which I eat) and disassembled animals (which normal people eat).

Take home a box with empty dishes and swag; I'm downsizing, and will have extra computer and electronics detritus, magazines, books, videos, tapes, etc. that either you get or surplus/goodwill/landfill gets. We will raffle my cub scout uniform, which I wore when I was 250 megaseconds old.

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0 000 000 000

0745.00 PDT 1953/09/05

<:( Saw my first doctor, cried

Eleanor Roosevelt was not informed

x xxx xxx xxx

1 999 984 427

.600am 00s PST 2017/01/20

|-) Sleeping, come back later

1 999 995 327

1200pm 00s EST 2017/01/20

:-( Please, I don't want to talk about it

1 999 995 387

1201pm 00s EST 2017/01/20

X-( Really, I mean it. DON'T, or I'll use more smileys

1 999 998 927

1000am 00s PST 2017/01/20

You are welcome to arrive early to help set up

2 000 000 000

1017am 53s PST 2017/01/20

We will probably forget to look at clock

2 000 002 000

1051am 13s PST 2017/01/20

One ppm older, and still fit as a fiddle

how fit is a fiddle?

2 000 013 327

200pm 00s PST 2017/01/20

Official start time for slackers

2 000 027 727

.600pm 00s PST 2017/01/20

Official start time for normal people

2 000 031 327

.700pm 00s PST 2017/01/20

Raffle of cub scout uniform

2 000 038 527

.900pm 00s PST 2017/01/20

Raffle of host's clothing (hostess has only ticket)

2 000 042 127

1000pm 00s PST 2017/01/20

Leave or wash dishes

2 000 044 527

1200am 00s PST 2017/01/21

You are sleeping at home, not here, go away

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