2 Gigasecond Party
I will be 2 billion seconds old on Friday January 20. You are invited to observe after 2pm!
Please do not bring presents. Bring a box with food and drink in it. We will probably have separate areas for low-carb vegetarian food (which I eat) and another for disassembled animals (which normal people eat).
Take home box(es) with empty dishes and swag; I'm downsizing, and will have extra computer and electronics detritus, magazines, books, videos, tapes, etc. that either you get or surplus/goodwill/landfill gets. We will raffle my cub scout uniform, which I wore when I was 250 megaseconds old.
Timeline
Friday January 20, at 10:17:53 AM Pacific Standard Time is 2 billion (2.000e+09) seconds after my birth certificate claims I was born. I cannot confirm this, I did not have an accurate watch at that time.
keithl-seconds |
Clock time |
event |
notes |
-4.35e17 |
_800am 00s PST ????/10/22 |
beginning of Universe |
probably a Saturday |
-647 127 900 |
1200pm 00s EST 1933/03/04 |
Eleanor Roosevelt becomes first lady |
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0 000 000 000 |
_745am 00s PDT 1953/09/05 |
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x xxx xxx xxx |
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1 999 890 827 |
1200am 00s FJT 2017/01/20 |
It's Friday in Fiji |
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1 999 962 827 |
1200am 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
It's Friday in Beaverton |
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1 999 984 427 |
_600am 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
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1 999 995 327 |
1200pm 00s EST 2017/01/20 |
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1 999 995 387 |
1201pm 00s EST 2017/01/20 |
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1 999 998 927 |
1000am 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
You are welcome to arrive early to help set up |
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2 000 000 000 |
1017am 53s PST 2017/01/20 |
We will probably forget to look at clock |
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2 000 002 000 |
1051am 13s PST 2017/01/20 |
One ppm older, and still fit as a fiddle |
how fit is a fiddle? |
2 000 013 327 |
200pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Official start time for slackers |
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2 000 027 727 |
.600pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Official start time for normal people |
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2 000 031 327 |
.700pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Raffle of cub scout uniform |
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2 000 034 927 |
.800pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Raffle of host's clothing (hostess has only ticket) |
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2 000 042 127 |
1000pm 00s PST 2017/01/20 |
Leave or wash dishes |
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2 000 044 527 |
1200am 00s PST 2017/01/21 |
You are sleeping at home, not here, go away |
Saw my first doctor, cried 
Sleeping, come back later 
Please, I don't want to talk about it 
Really, I mean it. DON'T, or I'll use more smileys
Space and Time Coordinates
Directions to 4180 sw 99th Beaverton (actually West Slope )