2 Gigasecond Party

I will be 2 billion seconds old Real Soon Now. You are invited to observe!

Friday January 20, at 10:17 AM Pacific Standard Time is 2 billion seconds (plus or minus a minute or so) after September 5, 1953 at 745 AM, which is when my birth certificate claims I was born. I cannot confirm this, I was not watching the clock at the time.