2 Gigasecond Party

I will be 2 billion seconds old Real Soon Now. You are invited to observe!

Friday January 20, at 10:17:53 AM Pacific Standard Time is 2 billion seconds after September 5, 1953 at 745 AM, which is when my birth certificate claims I was born. I cannot confirm this, I did not have an accurate watch at that time.

Please do not bring presents. Bring a box with food and drink in it. We will probably have separate areas for low-carb vegetarian food (which I eat) and disassembled animals (which normal people eat).

Take home a box with empty dishes and swag; I'm downsizing, and will have extra computer and electronics detritus, magazines, books, videos, tapes, etc. that either you get or surplus/goodwill/landfill gets. Perhaps we will have a raffle for my cub scout uniform, which I wore when I was 250 megaseconds old.

Timeline

Space and Time Coordinates

• Directions to 4180 sw 99th Beaverton (actually West Slope )

• Computing 2 gigaseconds